Roy Chubby Brown

[cuba]

I see Roy Chubby Brown has been caught and fined for reading a newspaper which was balanced on his sterring wheel. No doubt he had a few choice words to say when caught.

news.sky.com/story/1322476/roy-chubby-brown-fined-for-reading-at-wheel

[Ratae]

Aug 21, 2014 11:28:34 GMT cuba said:

I see Roy Chubby Brown has been caught and fined for reading a newspaper which was balanced on his sterring wheel. No doubt he had a few choice words to say when caught.

news.sky.com/story/1322476/roy-chubby-brown-fined-for-reading-at-wheel

Possibly summat like.."Well I'll be blowed, rather silly of me officer to do such a thing, you can rest assured officer that it won't happen again. Goodness gracious no!"



Or possibly not!

[nob]

Did he have his flying helmet on.

[postman]

a few gags from chubby and I'd have let him go

[uncleub]

I remember many years ago when I was an apprentice joiner there was a man who use to come onto the sites with his mobile sandwich van.He was known as Chunky (never found out why),anyway Chunky was in the mould of Chubby Brown especially with his language and insults.
The first time I came across him/ bought a sandwich off him went something like..Me/Beef sandwich please..Chunky/salt and onion on bast*rd.. ..Me/erm,erm..just salt please.
Then he would shout to one of the other blokes..saw your mrs last night,gave her a right seeing to..
However that man managed to keep a full mouthful of teeth is beyond me

[Ratae]

Aug 21, 2014 20:40:34 GMT uncleub said:

I remember many years ago when I was an apprentice joiner there was a man who use to come onto the sites with his mobile sandwich van.He was known as Chunky (never found out why),anyway Chunky was in the mould of Chubby Brown especially with his language and insults.
The first time I came across him/ bought a sandwich off him went something like..Me/Beef sandwich please..Chunky/salt and onion on bast*rd.. ..Me/erm,erm..just salt please.
Then he would shout to one of the other blokes..saw your mrs last night,gave her a right seeing to..
However that man managed to keep a full mouthful of teeth is beyond me

Me and some pals went to see Chubby at Leicester's De Montfort Halls many years ago (probably 25).. Chubby isn't quite as fireproof as you would think.

The show didn't last very long, Chubby walked off stage and refused to carry on.




The problem?

A couple of scrotes walked to the front of the hall, and gave him him some mouthy encouragement. Chubby walked off, his missus then came on and said that Chubby had got the hump 'cos of it.

Almost caused a riot!!!

[egg]

Read his book, That's as in reed his book, not red cos I've red it !
Quite interesting.

www.play.com/Search.html?searchstring=common+as+muck+chubby+brown+&searchsource=0&searchtype=bookall

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