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Post by petersmyth1 on Apr 20, 2014 23:51:42 GMT
Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), Newfies etc., but it’s insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? Well we then need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness ….. TSD
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
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Post by jal on Apr 21, 2014 6:24:14 GMT
So was the answer to all the questions a positive yes or a may be  |
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Post by nob on Apr 21, 2014 19:15:55 GMT
And to top it all Posh Dave has said Britain is a Christian country. Finally  |
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Post by Ratae on Apr 22, 2014 14:17:58 GMT
And to top it all Posh Dave has said Britain is a Christian country. Finally That of course, is after doing his level best to make sure that it isn't! You don't perhaps think that he said that because he's running scared of a certain straight talking, beer swilling, fag smoking patriotic type of fella............do you?  |
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Post by duyuthinkysaurus on Apr 22, 2014 14:25:03 GMT
Errr yep, course he is bricking it, all the signs are that next month the old etonian is going to get a kicking.
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Post by Ratae on Apr 22, 2014 16:24:24 GMT
Errr yep, course he is bricking it, all the signs are that next month the old etonian is going to get a kicking. And within the last hour, your esteemed doorman (me you prat  ) has had his polling card delivered!  |
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Post by nob on Apr 22, 2014 16:47:46 GMT
Saw Farage on the news the lass broadcaster was butting in all the time, but with the surname Hussain she was always going to.
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Post by Ratae on Apr 22, 2014 18:05:21 GMT
Saw Farage on the news the lass broadcaster was butting in all the time, but with the surname Hussain she was always going to. Yep, the beeb and all of the other establishment types are crapping themselves, the more they try to hang summat on Nige, the more popular he gets. They just don't 'get it'.....they have spent so long peddling their bullshit, that they think that our sense of smell has deserted us! A whole bunch of them have signed some document, saying that the UKIP campaign poster is 'divisive' and rascist. Just look at the names of the signatories, tells yer everything yer need to know! |
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Post by petersmyth1 on Apr 22, 2014 23:39:52 GMT
Errr yep, course he is bricking it, all the signs are that next month the old etonian is going to get a kicking. Dinky next month the old etonian is'nt standing for election so he can't get a kicking. The Tories mightn't do as well as they would like but for Christ's sake it is only the European Parliament election and no matter how many of each party get elected there will never be enough British MEPs to swing a vote in Brussels. That's why the Brussel's elections have such a low turnout. Even if Farage's UKIP wins a load of seats it is just the British electorate sabre rattling. Winning seats in the next general election would count as an achievement so lets wait for 2015 before judging if the UKIP are a force to be reckoned with. |
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Post by Ratae on Apr 22, 2014 23:50:32 GMT
 ... Ah bless him though eh? 
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Post by nob on Apr 25, 2014 11:13:57 GMT
I cant believe the Met has asked Mothers to stop their sons going to fight in Syria, the men don't regard woman as an equal so they sure as hell aren't going to take any notice.  |
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) has had his polling card delivered! 
... Ah bless him though eh?
