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Post by Ratae on Nov 26, 2013 19:00:28 GMT
So, fat Al has produced his document setting out the benefits to be gained for voting for English (typo) Jocko independance! I have sent him a note!  "Well my wee porky friend, it's not good enough at all, no Sireee, not nearly spiteful enough in my opinion.  F'rinstance, I can't see owt in that document where it sez that we awful English chappies have been having yer pants down for over 400 years, and before that, regularly sent nasty bastards like King Eddie 1st and his firm up there to give you a good hiding. Yep, they didn't call him the 'Hammer of the Scots' 'cos he was useful with a piece of wood and a few nails y'know!  And I'm told, that 'cos of the general debauchery that Eddie encouraged in his East Midlands possee, there are a good few folks in Jockoland that ain't quite 24 carat ( if yer catch my drift)  But (and stand on me with this).... the big  Nay!... MAJOR mistake in that document, is that in each and every paragraph, there isn't at least one mention of us English winning the footy world cup in 1966. A mention or two of the 2003 rugby world cup wouldn't have hurt either! Get yer act together laddie, 'cos me and my mates are relying on yer big time!"  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 19:21:25 GMT
And I'm told, that 'cos of the general debauchery that Eddie encouraged in his East Midlands possee, there are a good few folks in Jockoland that ain't quite 24 carat ( if yer catch my drift) From what we see on TV of the local East Midlands populace, especially in the Leicester area, those 'not quite 24 carat' residents of Scotland might be quite easy to spot then ? Just sayin like  |
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Post by duyuthinkysaurus on Nov 26, 2013 19:52:58 GMT
Seems to me that "ol fishy" jocko wants his bread buttered both sides.
keep the pound, keep the Queen, and just cherry pick the good things that are part of the union.
Well me little fishy jocklet, DREAM ON,cos the rest of us will have none of it!
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Post by Ratae on Nov 26, 2013 21:45:55 GMT
And I'm told, that 'cos of the general debauchery that Eddie encouraged in his East Midlands possee, there are a good few folks in Jockoland that ain't quite 24 carat ( if yer catch my drift) From what we see on TV of the local East Midlands populace, especially in the Leicester area, those 'not quite 24 carat' residents of Scotland might be quite easy to spot then ? Just sayin like Yep Al, they're the ones, I myself have spotted a few on Jocko tv that were surely the result of our local Patel Posse's shennanagins. My pal Pindi sez that the guru at the local temple, reckons that those highland burds loved their meat aloo, the hotter the better apparently! Only saying like! |
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Nay!... MAJOR mistake in that document, is that in each and every paragraph, there isn't at least one mention of us English winning the footy world cup in 1966.
