Hawke Nite-Eye 4-12x44 AO....a view from the Old Quarry!
So...I is cruising homewards on my faithful Brute 700 all purpose flying machine, when I reach some traffic lights which are on red.
There he is, on t'ther side of the lights. Yup, it's yer scrote to define all scrotes, this was yer pucka stereotype scrote was this. He was dressed in regulation scrote uniform of crumpled shell suit and a hoodie top with dirty trainers, and he was casually supping from a can of cheap lager and puffing at a 'roll up'. His hair, which obviously hadn't seen shampoo in years, was stuck to his neanderthal shape forehead, and the rest of him looked equally grubby.
And to nicely top this fashion parade off
(lovely touch I thought), he'd added his 'Pièce de résistance' as an accessory. Yep, he had a Pit Bull type pooch on it's lead.
Anyway, the lights turned to green and away he goes. Predictably ( and to my delight), 'cos as I was secretly hoping, he'd affected that default scrote walk.
Yep, the one where they walk like a sailor, who after 5 years at sea, is taking his first steps on dry land and has then found that he has a small pebble in one of his shoes.
They must spend ages looking in the mirror and practicing this walk, while at the same time watching videos of black gangsta rappers!
I was loving it. Then it started me thinking, this poor dickhead dopey young scrote, and his poor old pooch, could be heading for a nasty shock if these latest lot of Tory benefit proposals come to pass. I mean, they may have to turn up at the job centre each and every day, or even a bigger shock, actually have to do summat to earn their dole money!
Sudden shocks like that, could do for someone who never in their whole life has had to get off their arse to earn their beer and fag money innit. Jazus, don't these uncaring Tories realise how much a line of coke costs these days?
Of course, there are a gazillion miles between Tory proposals and Tory actions, we've heard this sort of stuff from them before over the years. Don't forget, this is the Tory leader that not so long ago was saying that we should all "Hug a hoodie"............ Remember?
So, I'm left to assume
('cos I'm pretty damned sure that he hasn't grown a pair) that something/someone has spooked him.
It could of course be that Gove fella who actually is a tory. But I doubt it!
Nope...the view from the old quarry is that...........
Like one that on a lonely road
Does walk in fear and dread,
And having once turned round walks on,
And turns no more his head;
Because he knows a frightful Nige
Does close behind him tread.
(sincere apologies to Sam for butchering his epic poem) 
Confirm his doubts by keeping shtum Dinky, don't encourage him!
